No post for a while, sorry about that.
Well, I've been busy doing... nothing, to be honest. It's holidays dammit. I can do that if I want! I'm going to Live 8 tomorrow, with Julia. Apparently the line-up in South Africa isn't that good, but hey, she's got backstage passes so I'm not passing that up.
I fixed my hookah, by that I mean I put in one-way valves. This means that you no longer have to block the pipe when you are not smoking it. That used to be a hassle. I find myself still blocking the pipes anyway though, because it's such a habit.
I'm going to go to Umhlanga at the end of the year with some friends of mine. It should be great fun. Espacially when you consider that I first had sex in Umdloti, which is pretty close to Umhlanga.
I went out to Melville tonight, but I wasn't really up to it so I went home early (it was half past twelve, but I'd only been there for about an hour, so that counts as early). Julia is sleeping in the bed. She passed out actually. I can't sleep at all. I don't know why. I hope I'm not getting insomnia. That would suck major hairy balls.
Anyway there is not really anything else interesting to tell so I'm signing off for now.
Today's link:
Code Duello
4 comments:
Now isn't that a logical train of thought Zeorin... I see how the fact that you 'first had sex in Umdloti' really ensures that you and your friends are bound to have BAGS and BAGS of fun down in Umhlanga. What a convenient and completely inconspicuous way to inform your AVID readership where you had first had sex.
You Are An Idiot.
Say it Zeorin,"I am an idiot!"
Take it out of context and it still retains its meaning. Make it your desktop background, brand it on your forehead, stamp it onto your shirt, name dogs and children after it, get motivational tapes that promote it, register it as your number plate, get bed sheets with matching pillow cases and curtains with those same words repeated all over it, tatoo it on your penis (no wait... don't do that, only "I AM" will fit... and we wouldn't want you to get a penis infection again) and finally put it on your mug in big bold black letters on white... so every morning, when you wake to the strong smell of your ego and good coffee you are left in no doubt:
You Are An Idiot.
Learn to spell it properly, we wouldn't want you to misspell it like you did 'espacially'.
Let me give you a short description of the word idiot and how it works, since you're always so kind to explain difficult concepts like 'one-way valves' to us. An idiot is... well... its you. How does one become an idiot... he works really hard to mimic you and your every day routines and thought patterns. Just continue being yourself Zeorin... REVEL and BASK in the warm tropical glow of your idiocy, it's what makes you so fun and easy to rip off (that along with other various insecurities).
Otherwise... a big *thumbs up* the rest of the posting. Oh and its OK to post less frequently, let major events in your life accumulate and then bless us with a large posting. That way you wouldn't have to update your blog more than once or twice a year... It saves time and webspace and in short its a win-win situation ;)
u sik little scum wipe... please leave ur past sexual rendevouz off ur blog...well at least the ones that concern me.much appreciated hope its not to much to ask, oh like the R200 you still owe me.seeming as ur going away im sure u will be more than financially viable to pay me that cash....Marina
Marina, I did not mention that that involved you, so why bring it up yourself? If you were worried about letting people on the Internet know about our past then you just succeeded.
Oh and I do not owe you R200. John owes you R200. I also recall that in a previous phone conversation we decided that since I'm pretty useless at getting your money back from John, you would send the letter yourself... Ahem.
No reason to call me a sick little scumwipe either. People have sex, it's normal. And sometimes it is their first time. And for your information, I do leave *most* of my sexual rendevous off my blog.
Nik Nik Nik,
I have to admit that made me laugh. You funny bugger you.
Just as a side note, I have told other people about this hubbly thing (no not randomly, at a party that I took the thing to) and they had this puzzled expression on their face and asked me what one-way valves were, and then if I remembered to put them in the right way.
So you see that even my idiocy is superseded. Quite regularly even.
P.S. I don't drink coffee.
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